KL Long Stay Steal: RM70/Night (No Utilities!)
KL Long Stay Steal: RM70/Night WITHOUT Utilities! (My Brain's Still Processing That) - A Totally Unfiltered Review
Okay, so let's talk about this "KL Long Stay Steal." RM70 a night. SEVENTY. But, the catch? Utilities are on you. My brain initially short-circuited. My inner cheapskate screamed "YES!" while my practical side whispered, "Um, electricity bills in KL…" Anyway, I took the plunge. Here's the whole, messy, unfiltered truth.
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Now, the Messy Bits… Buckle Up.
1. Access and Getting There: The Adventure Begins (and Might Require a Taxi.)
- Accessibility: Honestly, the website claimed to be accessible. Right, right. The entrance looked promising, and there was an elevator. However, navigating the hallways with my, well, let's just say a little extra luggage, felt like an obstacle course. I didn't specifically use a wheelchair, but I could see some potentially annoying issues.
- Getting Around: Okay, a FREE car park on-site? YES! This was huge because KL traffic is a beast. Taxi service, of course, available, just make sure to download the Grab app just in case. Airport transfer? They offer it. I didn't use it, but hey, option!
- My Anecdote: I arrived after a grueling flight, jet-lagged and grumpy. Finding the hotel was the first hurdle, then the parking. Honestly, after a while, I just gave up and took a taxi! But, hey, the free parking is a plus if you don't end up being like me.
2. Inside the Beast: Rooms, Rooms Everywhere! (And Maybe No Aircon?)
- Available in All Rooms: Air conditioning (thank GOD!), coffee/tea maker (essential!), hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, free Wi-Fi (crucial!), Internet access - wireless, iron/ironing facilities, non-smoking (thank goodness!), private bathroom, shower, smoke detector, soundproofing, wake-up service, window that opens. Okay, so the basics are there. Some rooms offer a bath, but I didn't test that.
- My Take on Rooms: Room decorations? Maybe I got the minimalist room? The room was functional. The air conditioning was WORKING, which was a LIFE SAVER. I did feel like I was missing out on my favorite items, but it's a great trade-off for the price. I ended up working in the room and the laptop space was appreciated here.
3. Cleanliness & Safety: Do I Need a Hazmat Suit? (Okay, Not Really.)
- The Good News: They had hand sanitizer everywhere. They claimed to use anti-viral cleaning products. Rooms sanitized between stays – they said.
- Maybe Less Good News: Room sanitization opt-out available. Hmmm… Felt a bit like, "You can trust us…or not!"
- My Experience: I did see staff cleaning, and the room felt reasonably clean. But I'm a cleanliness freak, and I'd probably still bring my own wipes to be safe.
4. Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Can I Actually Eat Like a Human Here?
- Restaurants, Restaurants Everywhere: A la carte in the restaurant, Asian cuisine, a bar (hallelujah!), breakfast buffet, coffee shop, restaurants and a snack bar for when I'm too lazy to go out. Room service (24-hour)? Now we're talking.
- My Thoughts on the Buffet: The breakfast buffet? It was…adequate. Not the food coma of my dreams, but filled the hole in my stomach. I had the Asian breakfast, but I was too hungover to remember what the was.
- Anecdote: One morning, I tried to order room service, but the menu was a bit limited. So I ended up going down to the restaurant, and grabbing a bite, also because I wanted to see if I could find alcohol.
5. Services & Conveniences: What Can They Actually Do For Me?
- The Usual Suspects: 24-hour front desk, concierge, daily housekeeping, elevator, luggage storage, laundry, and a gift shop.
- The Unexpected: Contactless check-in/out? Okay, that's a plus. Currency exchange (handy!). Indoor and outdoor venues for special events.
- My Experience: The staff were helpful, even though they did seem a bit overwhelmed at times. The laundry service saved my sanity (and my travel wardrobe).
6. For The Kids: Is This a Kid-Friendly Zone? I Hope Not.
- Family/child friendly, babysitting service: I didn't see many kids. I'm honestly not sure if they're really family-friendly. I appreciated that they had kids menus.
7. Ways to Relax: More Than Just Dodging Traffic?
- Fitness Center, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa/Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes, they had a decent outdoor pool, a gym, sauna etc. It was a nice touch!
- My take: The pool was the best escape from the KL heat. The gym was basic but fine for a quick workout.
8. Digging Deeper: The Quirky Details & Imperfections.
- Internet Access - LAN. Seriously? In this day and age? Come on, hotel.
- Cashless payment service. Appreciate this, I hate carrying cash…
- Additional toilet. I wish.
- DoorMan. Never saw one.
- Smoking area: The smoking area, of course in an outdoor area, isn't a big issue. It's important to respect the non-smoking people.
The Verdict: Is it a "Steal" or a "Steal With Strings Attached"?
Okay, so here's the honest truth. Yes, RM70 a night is cheap. REALLY cheap. But… the "utilities not included" thing adds a layer of anxiety, especially if you like to keep your living space at a sensible temperature.
- Pros: The location is good, the pool is lovely, the potential value is high, and the staff try their best. The free parking is a huge bonus if you have your own car.
- Cons: Let's be honest, it's a budget hotel. The rooms are basic, the amenities aren't luxurious, and the "no utilities" thing is a CONSTANT consideration.
- Final Thoughts: If you're on a super-tight budget, willing to endure a few quirks, and don't mind keeping an eye on your electricity bill, then it MIGHT be a "steal." But, be prepared for a slightly gritty, slightly imperfect experience. Honestly? I'd probably stay there again. But this time I'm bringing my own air freshener.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars. (Could be 4 if the utilities could be included)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups! Here's a Kuala Lumpur itinerary that's less "Perfect Travel Blogger" and more… me, flailing wildly but hopefully having a good time. This is for a long stay (let's say a week) in KL on a super budget – RM70/night, utilities included. Good luck finding that! (Seriously, I'm assuming a miracle here, maybe a super dodgy hostel deal, or a truly saintly Airbnb host).
( Disclaimer: RM70/night is pushing it. Expect basic and potentially…interesting. You'll probably be sweating a lot and possibly sharing a bathroom with a guy who only speaks dolphin.)
Day 1: Arrival & Utter Chaos (Kinda Like My Life)
- Morning (or, whenever the hell the bus arrives): Landed in KL! Woohoo! Actually, first, that awful pre-dawn flight. Ugh. Checked my bags (hopefully they arrived). Let's hope I didn't forget anything important!
- Afternoon: The quest for the mythical RM70 digs begins! Hours of scrolling through listings online. Every hostel looks like a jail cell. Every Airbnb is either a shoebox or priced for royalty. I would definitely need a few extra hours just to find it!
- Evening: Found a place! Hopefully, the photos weren't too misleading. It's on the fringe of the city. Hopefully, I'll arrive before midnight. The ride of the bus will take a few hours. Hopefully, I will receive my stuff or take all my stuff.
- Late Night: Dump my stuff, Collapse on the (hopefully) mosquito-netted bed. First impressions of the room: dusty, musty, and a mysterious stain on the pillowcase. Welp, Time to order food. Now that's a story! The food must arrive soon. I'm starving!
Day 2: Petronas Towers & Post-Traumatic Stress from Public Transport
- Morning: Sleep, what is that? Woke up to the symphony of construction – is it going on next door? Nope, looks like it! I wonder if I can get a discount because of the noise… Wish me luck.
- Mid-Morning: Time to experience Malaysian public transport! Hop on the LRT (light rail transit). Get terribly lost. In all honesty, it's pretty efficient and fairly easy.
- Afternoon: The Petronas Towers! Finally. Took a bunch of photos. I then went to the observation deck because I had to experience the view from up there. The view was breathtaking!
- Evening: Found myself at a random food stall selling the most incredible nasi lemak. Like, seriously, I'm going to be dreaming about that chili sauce for weeks. Did I mention it was amazing, the people, the food, the atmosphere, all top tier.
- Late Night: Back to the hostel. Another night of questionable sleep. The air con is blasting, the other guests are partying, and I'm pretty sure I just saw something scurry across the floor. Praying it's just a gecko this time.
Day 3: Batu Caves & Regretfully Eating Street Food
- Morning: Ugh, another day. Breakfast at a very dodgy cafe. Cheap but I already feel like I’m going to be sick.
- Mid-Morning: Hit the Batu Caves! Ascend the rainbow staircase. The monkeys are little thieves. Dodged a rogue toddler. It had to be done. Take photos.
- Afternoon: Lunch. More street food! It's delicious but I'm starting to understand why people warn about food poisoning. So, I should have listened to the warnings.
- Evening: Explore Chinatown and that part of the city where it’s a kaleidoscope of sights, sounds, and smells. I found a great cheap place to buy some amazing shirts. I should have bought more!
- Late Night: Find my way back to the hostel. After all the stress, I try to get some sleep. I was so wrong to assume this, and I was so scared.
Day 4: Markets, Meltdowns & Making the Best of It
- Morning: Attempt to buy a SIM card. The process is a ridiculous charade of confusing phone plans and sales staff who pretend not to speak English. Get the sim card finally. Now I can get lost again…
- Afternoon: Central Market time! Wander through the shops and grab a little something to take back home.
- Evening: Back in my room. Feeling slightly homesick. The internet is slow. The air is thick. But hey, I’m in KL.
- Late Night: Order more food! Find something nice on the internet! I'm gonna stay in bed and rest. Sleep sounds great.
Day 5: The Food Coma & Finding My Happy Place (Sort Of)
- Morning: Woke up feeling not so hot. All the food I've eaten had me feeling ill.
- Afternoon: Explore the Bukit Bintang area. I think I see what the hype is all about.
- Evening: Head to a local favorite, a cheap and cheerful hawker centre. Fill up on anything and everything delicious. The food is so great here! Find myself chatting to some local food sellers. They are the best!
- Late Night: Write some stuff down! I am going to keep it for myself! I'm ready to go home but I really don't want to!
Day 6: Parks, Temples & Trying to be a Better Person
- Morning: Breakfast! Actually get a good, simple meal this time.
- Afternoon: Visit the Islamic Arts Museum or the National Mosque. I definitely underestimated the beauty of the architecture.
- Evening: Catch a sunset in the KLCC Park. It’s beautiful!
- Late Night: Get back to my hotel. I think I am actually starting to enjoy it here. Sleep, if I can, is the goal for the night.
Day 7: Departure (With Tears, Probably)
- Morning: Pack up all the stuff.
- Afternoon: Start my journey.
- Evening: Arrive at the airport. Prepare for the journey home.
- Late Night: Say goodbye to Kuala Lumpur. I'm already planning my return.
Important Notes (aka, My Ramblings):
- Budgeting: RM70/night is tough! Eat local, use public transport, and embrace "basic."
- Accommodation: Expect the unexpected. Bring earplugs, a sleep mask, and a positive attitude.
- Food: EAT EVERYTHING. But be careful! Your stomach might rebel.
- Transportation: The LRT/MRT is your friend, but taxis can be expensive. Grab is your best bet.
- Embrace the Chaos: KL is a city of contrasts and surprises. Just go with it!
- Be respectful: Dress modestly when visiting religious sites.
- Learn some basic Malay phrases: "Terima kasih" (thank you) goes a long way.
- Don't be afraid to get lost: Some of the best experiences happen when you wander.
This itinerary is a framework, not a rigid schedule. Adjust it to your interests, energy levels, and tolerance for questionable hygiene. Have fun, and don't forget to laugh at yourself. You'll need it.
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KL Long Stay Steal: RM70/Night - The REAL Deal? (Spoiler: Maybe... but buckle up)
Okay, so RM70 a night in KL? Seriously? Is this a scam?!
Look, that's the million-dollar question, isn't it? My initial reaction was, and I quote myself from a WhatsApp message, "Are you KIDDING ME?!" It felt *wrong*, like seeing a unicorn sneeze rainbows. It's tempting, REALLY tempting. But let me be brutally honest (and hopefully, save you a few headaches): it's probably NOT a straight-up scam. But it's…complicated. Think of it like a really attractive Tinder date who *might* be hiding a clingy ex. The price is legit, but the devil, as they say, is in the details, and the details can be…messy.
I found it on Agoda, actually. And the reviews? A mixed bag, as always. Some people were practically singing hymns of praise, declaring it the best deal since sliced bread. Others sounded like they'd been through a minor war. This should have been my first clue, but hey, I was seduced by the price. That price!
What *exactly* is "No Utilities"? Does that mean no electricity? No water? Am I supposed to live like a medieval peasant?
Good question! And a seriously important one. "No Utilities" usually means EXACTLY what it says: no utilities are included in your RM70. Electricity and water are separate. This is where things get… interesting.
I’ll be frank: I screwed this up on my first trip. I saw “RM70” and my brain short-circuited. Didn't even *think* about the electricity bill. Let's just say I learned the hard way. I thought I was being frugal, not realizing how much electricity you use when you're used to the AC being on at home. I could *feel* the savings evaporating into the humid KL air.
Expect to pay extra. A LOT extra if you're like me and value air conditioning. And don't even *think* about running a hair dryer at 3 AM without checking the electricity allowance. I'm just saying. Don't do it. Unless you want to be responsible for a blackout throughout the entire building.
So, what about the room itself? Is it, you know, habitable?
This is where the reviews REALLY came in handy. Read. The. Reviews. Seriously. The pics…well, they can be deceiving. I’ve seen photos that made the place look like a palace. Others… well, imagine a place that's been the setting for a *very* low-budget horror film.
My first experience? Let’s just say "rustic" is a generous term. The walls were… well, they had character. By "character," I mean they likely hadn't seen a paint job since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. The air conditioning, bless its heart, was doing its best to cool the room, but it whined and groaned with every effort. It felt like the rusty ghost of an old refrigerator.
The bed? Oh, the bed. It sagged in the middle like a sad, exhausted mattress. I spent the first night convinced I was going to roll off the edge. Sleep was… elusive. But hey, at RM70, I wasn't expecting the Ritz. I was just expecting not to be eaten alive by bed bugs. (Thankfully, they seemed to be on vacation.)
Are there any hidden fees? Besides the obvious utilities, what else should I look out for?
Oh, honey, there are *always* hidden fees. Always. That's just the way the world works. Read the fine print like your life depends on it. Some places will get you with a "cleaning fee," even though you're basically cleaning the place yourself. Others might spring a "security deposit" on you that you *might* get back (maybe).
The biggest fee I dodged, and I dodged it *just barely*, was a service charge for "daily housekeeping". I saw it in the fine print. Thank GOD I did. Imagine spending RM70 a night to clean the dang room yourself, and then being charged extra because they were “cleaning” it! I decided that I would be my own cleaning lady. Turns out…I am terrible at housekeeping.
My advice: contact the property directly if you have any doubts. And if you're not thrilled with the answers, or if you get a really bad feeling, RUN. There are plenty of other fish in the sea, or, you know, other cheap KL apartments.
How do I manage the electricity bill? Any tips?
Okay, this is the *crucial* part. You're walking a tightrope here, balancing comfort and frugality. My first time, I was a total electricity hog. I'm talking AC blasting 24/7, every light on, multiple devices charging simultaneously. And I paid for it. Literally.
Here's what I learned:
- **Embrace the fan.** Honestly, it's your best friend. It’s a lifesaver during the day if you want to save on the AC.
- **Unplug everything.** EVERYTHING. Those little "phantom loads" can add up. I now have to unplug my phone charger at the end of the day, as it's become an involuntary reaction.
- **Learn to love the dark.** Okay, maybe not the *dark* dark, but turn off lights when you're not in the room. Use natural light during the day.
- **Check your usage regularly.** Most places will have a meter you can check. Keep an eye on it, and adjust your usage accordingly.
- **Negotiate with the host.** Seriously! The first place I stayed, the host was flexible with the charge. In my experience, they just want to cover the basics.
Is it *really* worth it? Would you stay again?
Honestly? It depends. On you, on your tolerance for discomfort, and on your definition of "worth it." If you're on an incredibly tight budget, absolutely! It's a steal, provided you're smart about it. It's a great option for digital nomads or anyone who needs an extended stay in KL.
Would *I* stay again? Yeah, probably. I've learned the ropes. I know to read the fine print, I know how to conserve electricity (mostly), and I've got a good sense of humor about the whole thing. And honestly, after a few weeks, the "rustic" charm starts to grow on you. Plus, that RM70 price tag is seriously addictive.
But be warned: this is NOT a luxury experience. It's an adventure. It's a test of your resourcefulness. It's a crash course in budget travel. And hey, maybe, just maybe, you'll come out the other side with a great story (and a slightly lower bank balance…and a slightly higher electricity bill). Good luck! You'll need it!
