Alicante Paradise: Stunning 1-Bedroom Gallery Apartment (CB7EV)!
Alicante Paradise: My (Almost) Perfect Escape - CB7EV! (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Gallery Apartment)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea… and maybe some sangria, considering I'm writing this after my Alicante Paradise adventure. CB7EV, they called it. Stunning 1-Bedroom Gallery Apartment. Sounds fancy, right? Well, it kinda was. And kinda wasn't. Stick with me, kids, because this review is going to be a wild ride.
Accessibility? Yeah, mostly! (But that elevator… sigh)
Let's start with the nitty-gritty, since I dragged my slightly creaky aunt along for the trip. Accessibility is listed, which is a huge thumbs up. They do have an elevator, but oh boy… It felt like it was powered by hamsters on wheels. Slow. Grumpy. But, it did get us up to the high floor of our apartment, so kudos for that. The apartment itself? Pretty good on that front, wide doors, decent space to maneuver. Aunt Carol managed alright, which is a miracle in itself. I wish I had some more info as there are some other features about facilities for disabled guests that could have been shared, but I'm confident they should be great based on what I experienced.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Fortress of Germ-Busting
Now, the cleanliness and safety aspect? Impressive. Like, the really impressive kind. They weren't kidding around. They were spraying and wiping and sterilizing like it was their job (which, technically, it was). Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Double-check. Rooms sanitized between stays? You betcha. I swear, I saw a guy in a hazmat suit on our floor, wielding some sort of sonic weapon… (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but they were serious about the scrubbing). The place felt immaculate. You could eat off the floor (though I wouldn't recommend it, even if it is clean). They had Hand sanitizer everywhere. First aid kit in the room. Good. Real good. They also had a doctor/nurse on call, which is reassuring. Now that I think of it, I totally felt safe here. There’s even CCTVs in common areas and CCTVs outside the property.
The Apartment Itself: Gallery Glamour (With a Few Quirks)
Okay, the apartment. The star of the show, right? Stunning 1-Bedroom Gallery Apartment. They weren't lying about the "stunning" part. It was beautiful. Seriously. Air conditioning blasting the second we got there - and even in the public areas. The layout was awesome, with the extra long bed and a seating area where I could sprawl and read. Blackout curtains? Bless them. Slept like a log. They provided almost everything you could want and need. Free Wi-Fi? Sorted. Internet access – wireless? Absolutely. Complimentary tea, coffee? In the room, that’s always nice. Free bottled water? Essential. So, the basics were covered.
But… ahem… there were a few… quirks. The carpet? Felt a little tired, a little… well, walked on. The closet? Small. And my God, the shower pressure! It was like being dribbled on by a particularly enthusiastic garden hose. But these are minor issues.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (and the Waistline)
Okay, food. This is where things get interesting, and honestly, where I spent a lot of my time. The Breakfast [buffet] was what dreams are made of. Seriously. I might have gained a kilo or two. They had everything. You could chose Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, whatever your heart desired. The Coffee shop was excellent. I definitely enjoyed the Happy hour at the Bar. They offered a Bottle of water (always a good touch), and a room service [24-hour menu]. The Poolside bar was great. And yes, I indulged in the desserts in restaurant and the salad in restaurant, and maybe a little soup in restaurant. There were restaurants available. Vegetarian restaurant? Yes. Asian cuisine in restaurant? Also yes. They paid serious attention to a safe dining setup, which I appreciated.
Ways to Relax: Paradise Found? (Almost!)
Now, the truly fabulous part is this is how this apartment can help you unwind…They have a Pool with view, Spa, Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], Gym/fitness, Fitness center, and Massages! It was a spa, they had it.
I had a massage and it was divine. Then I jumped into the swimming pool. The view from the Pool with view was insane. I did try a Body scrub. They also offered a Foot bath and Body wrap, and even a Couple's room! I was so relaxed I almost didn't want to leave, but after a few hours of utter bliss, I was starving, so I went to grab a bite and continued with the day!
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
They thought of everything. Daily housekeeping? Yes, and they were quick and efficient. Air conditioning in public area? Yep! Currency exchange? There. Concierge? Always helpful. Cash withdrawal? Available. They offered food delivery. There’s laundry service, ironing service, and even dry cleaning. They have a Convenience store! Just in case.
For the Kids: A Family-Friendly Haven?
I didn't travel with children, but I did notice they seemed to have Family/child friendly listed. They had Babysitting service! Kids facilities are listed. Kids meal is available. I think kids must be very happy here.
Getting Around: Making Life Easy
They offered Airport transfer. They had Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], and even a Car power charging station. You can utilize Taxi service. Valet parking is available. Bicycle parking too if you want to get around on two wheels.
Things to Do: Alicante Adventures Await!
Honestly, I spent most of my time in the apartment and at the pool. But, there was a Shrine! Which is not something I usually see. They had an Outdoor venue for special events and Indoor venue for special events. They offered meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, and even Meetings. They have a Terrace. The Gift/souvenir shop was a nice touch.
Overall Impression: Would I Go Back?
Absolutely. Despite the minor quirks (and the slightly grumpy elevator), Alicante Paradise, specifically CB7EV, delivered. It was clean, comfortable, well-located, and packed with amenities. It's the kind of place you can truly relax and recharge. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. Just maybe, I'll take the stairs. (Kidding! Probably.) Consider me thoroughly impressed. 4.5 out of 5 stars. Highly recommended. Book it now! Before I do.
Dagenham Dream: Stunning 1-Bed Apartment - London Calling!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is my version of a rambunctious adventure in a "Superb 1 Bedroom with Gallery CB7EV Alicante Spain." Let's see if I survive this – and if the apartment survives me.
Alicante Apocalypse (or, A Week of Sun, Sangria, and Seriously Questionable Decisions)
Day 1: Arrival and Utter Chaos (and Mild Panic)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Arrive in Alicante. Pray to the travel gods my luggage hasn’t decided to vacation in Iceland. (Spoiler alert: it did not. Crisis averted, for now.) Airport pickup? Yes, paid for. Will it be a tiny hatchback or a grand limousine? Frankly, at this point, I’d happily take a donkey. (I mean, probably not. But the anxiety is REAL.) Finding the apartment… cue a series of wrong turns and frantic Googling. "CB7EV"… what even is that code? Is it a secret agent thing? Am I about to become a secret agent? (Probably not. Just a very confused tourist.) Finally stumble upon it. The key situation is a comedy of errors – I'm pretty sure the lock is mocking me.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Unpack… sort of. More like, toss things haphazardly into the general vicinity of a closet. First impressions of the apartment: "Superb" might be a slight exaggeration. Gallery – yes. (I mean, it's a loft, but let's live in the illusion!) The balcony? That's where the magic happens. And the air conditioning better work, because, Spain, you're about to give me the sweats.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Mandatory tapas hunt. MUST. FIND. PATATAS BRAVAS. This will be the real test of my survival skills. Wandering aimlessly through the streets, feeling like a lost puppy. Get overwhelmed by the menus in Spanish. Point at random things. Hope for the best. First tapa? A delicious slice of bread with tomato, olive oil and ham!
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime, whenever that is): Sangria time! Buy a jug. Try to look sophisticated while pouring it. Fail miserably. Sit on the balcony, watching the sun set. Contemplate life choices. Realise I forgot sunscreen. Crap.
Day 2: Beach, Booze, and a Brutal Sunburn (Probably)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Beach! Playa del Postiguet, here I come! Sunscreen applied approximately 30 seconds before stepping outside. Probably not enough. The water is calling my name. Spend a good portion of the morning getting smacked around by waves. Attempt to look graceful. Fail. Miserably.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch at a beachside chiringuito (beach bar). Order a paella. Hope I don't accidentally order cat food. (It's happened before. Don't ask.) Feeling the sunshine on my skin, I might have overdone it with the sangria…or maybe it was the sun.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): The inevitable: sunburn kicking in. Swear I’m "fine," then run to the store and buy every after-sun product known to humankind. Consider wrapping myself in aloe vera.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime): Dinner at a restaurant in the old town. Attempt to appear cultured and order something fancy. Probably order the wrong thing. Discover a hidden gem of a bar. Drink way too many mojitos. Stumble back to the apartment, giggling like a maniac.
Day 3: Castle Climb and Cultural Confusion
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Santa Bárbara Castle! Hiking up the hill. Already regretting my decision to wear sandals. The view is AMAZING. Take a million photos. Pretend to understand the history. Probably make up a few facts.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Lunch. Explore the city's shopping district. Get utterly lost. Buy a random souvenir I'll probably regret later.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Attempt a siesta. Fail. My brain is still buzzing from the mojitos. Watch the world go by from the balcony. Start sketching anything from the top of my head.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime): Dinner at a small restaurant off the beaten path. Try to speak Spanish. Accidentally order something that tastes like dirt. Swear I'll stick to patatas bravas from now on. Discover the joys of Churros with Chocolate.
Day 4: Day Trip to Guadeleste (and a Mental Breakdown)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Rent a car. Realize I haven't driven a stick shift in, like, a decade. Briefly consider turning around and going back to bed. Decide to embrace the chaos. Navigate winding roads, filled with panic. (Okay, maybe not filled with panic, but there were some moments.)
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Guadeleste! Medieval village. Picturesque. Stunning views. Attempt to climb the small castle. Get dizzy. Marvel at the tiny houses. Buy a tiny souvenir. Start to feel peaceful… then the car keys go missing.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Search for keys. Panic mode officially activated. Retrace steps. Scour the castle. Sweat excessively. Find them! Victory! Commence emotional breakdown induced by stress.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime): Back to the apartment. Order take-out of anything that sounds tasty. Drink all the leftover sangria as a reward for surviving the day. Sleep like the dead.
Day 5: Markets and Mayhem
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Mercado Central! (Central Market) Overwhelm my senses with smells, sounds, and colors. Try exotic fruits I can't identify. Buy something delicious. Then buy something else. End up carrying a bag that's about to burst.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): A picnic lunch in a park. Accidentally drop half my sandwich on the ground. Blame the seagulls.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Stroll along the Explanada de España, the promenade. People-watch. Contemplate the meaning of life. Maybe buy some ice cream.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime): Trying to cook. Epic failure. Eat pizza. Again.
Day 6: The Deep Dive: A Return to Something
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Head back to the beach! Maybe this time I will succeed at not getting soaked by the waves and I'll use my sunscreen properly. This time I plan to spend less time in the water. I will stay grounded and only go in my ankles. This time I want to take a ton of photos of the beach and the people who are there. I want to catch a moment in time, and hold on to it.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Find a beachside restaurant with a view. Order something I have never tried before. Maybe some fried fish? I've realized I quite like the beach views and just want to hold on to the feeling.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Another attempt at the siesta. This time it's a successful endeavor! I need to sleep and rest after the long days.
- Evening (7:00 PM - Bedtime): Back to the apartment, feeling refreshed. I'm going to write! Spend the whole evening at the loft, journaling and reflecting on the whole trip. Eat food and listen to music!
Day 7: Departure and Existential Dread (with a Side of Paella)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Last-minute packing. Realize I haven't bought any souvenirs for anyone. Panic. Race to the nearest souvenir shop. Buy everything. Overspend. Regret nothing (yet).
- Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): One last paella lunch. Soak it up. This might be the last time I eat paella for a while.
- **Late Afternoon/Early Evening (4:00 PM - 7:0
Okay, spill it! Is this "Alicante Paradise" actually paradise? Be honest, I need the tea.
The description says "stunning 1-bedroom gallery apartment." What does that EVEN mean? Like, art gallery inside?
Is it *really* a 1-bedroom? Sometimes these listings play fast and loose with the truth…
What's the deal with the location? Is it a long trek to the beach? I'm lazy.
Alright, the practical stuff: Is the kitchen actually usable? I cook. A lot.
What about the negatives? Surely there are some? Nothing is perfect, right? Tell me the flaws!
Anything else I should know before booking? Any hidden gems or insider tips?
