Atlanta Midtown Apartment: Luxury Living Awaits! (Element Atlanta)
Atlanta Midtown Apartment: Luxury Living Awaits! (Element Atlanta) - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, so, Element Atlanta, or as they cleverly call it, "Atlanta Midtown Apartment: Luxury Living Awaits!"… Right. Let's dive in. I went there with high expectations, mostly because my friend Sarah, who's obsessed with luxury (and, let's be honest, judging anything she encounters), raved about it. So, I packed my bags, my skepticism, and a healthy dose of "will this actually live up to the hype?" And well, here's what I found, warts and all, because, trust me, there were warts.
First Impressions & The Great Elevator Saga:
The vibe is modern, sleek, and undeniably… clean. Like, aggressively clean. They’re really into the "cleanliness and safety" thing, which, in the post-pandemic world, you can't knock them for. They're using anti-viral cleaning products, and they're doing daily disinfection in common areas. It's almost clinical. Too clinical? Maybe.
But, the first chink in the armor appeared when I was checking in. The “check-in/out [express]” feature was…well, let's just say it wasn't exactly express. The line was a little long, which brings me to my first rant: the elevators. Seriously, people! There were two, and they were constantly full. I swear, I spent a good 15 minutes just staring at the elevator buttons, willing it to arrive. Finally, after enduring a mental battle for the ages, it finally shows up and it wasn't the most amazing experience, with all the other guests crammed inside.
Accessibility & The Quest for a Proper Coffee:
On the accessibility front, they're ticking the boxes. They offer "facilities for disabled guests," and the general layout seemed pretty wheelchair accessible. I didn't personally need any of those services, but it was a plus to see, especially with the elevator situation.
One thing I really cared about: coffee. The "Coffee shop" was, thankfully, available, or at least it was advertised as being available! I, a caffeine-obsessed fiend, did go there for a cup of joe and was let down. The first cup was lukewarm and bitter. It was the kind of coffee that haunts your dreams. I had to go back and ask for the strongest coffee they had, and even then it was not up to par. My caffeine fix was nearly ruined.
Rooms & The "Luxury" Factor:
The room itself… okay, this is where the "luxury" starts to kick in. My room had "air conditioning," obviously, the "desk" was nice and wide, and there was a "safe box," which is always a practical plus. There was also a "refrigerator" and the "coffee/tea maker." The beds were comfortable (extra long, even!) with "blackout curtains," which is essential for me. The window that opens, was also a great thing.
The "bathroom" was nice, with a "separate shower/bathtub," and "bathrobes." "Complimentary tea" and "free bottled water" were also available. Everything was pretty good. However, the whole "luxury" feeling was slightly tainted by the "staff trained in safety protocol" and the constant reminders about cleanliness, which, after a while, felt a tad…overbearing? I get it, hygiene is important, but I felt like I was constantly being watched.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking (The Highs & Lows):
The "restaurants" were… decent. Their "Asian cuisine in restaurant" was also not as good as I thought it would be. The "Poolside bar" was a nice touch, though! The "Happy hour" was also available, which was great.
I was impressed at the "vegetarian restaurant" they offered.
The "Room service [24-hour]" was a lifesaver when hunger pangs attacked. The "Bottle of water" was a welcome addition. The "Desserts in restaurant" were actually worth the calories.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Spa Dreams & Fitness Failures):
They have a "Fitness center," which looked impressive. I tried to use it, but it was packed! I couldn’t even get on a treadmill. It was a massive frustration because I really wanted to burn off all that delicious "desserts." The fitness equipment was clean and modern, but the sheer number of people made me question if the hotel even manages the capacity properly.
The "Pool with view" was nice for those who enjoyed the sun, but I'm more of a "spa" person. The "Spa/sauna" facilities, with a "Steamroom," were nice. I also enjoyed the "Body wrap".
Services & Conveniences (The Good, The Bad, & The Very, Very Convenient):
The "concierge" was a friendly and helpful guy. The "Daily housekeeping" was impeccable. The "Laundry service" was a lifesaver (traveling light is not my forte). The "Car park [free of charge]" was also a bonus. The "luggage storage" came in handy.
They had "Contactless check-in/out," which was a win. The "Cashless payment service" was also a plus.
The Verdict: Is it Worth It?
Okay, so… would I go back? Maybe. It depends on the price and what I’m looking for. If I'm looking for a pristine, modern place to stay, and I can handle the elevator situation and the occasional over-the-top emphasis on cleanliness, then yeah, absolutely.
But, if I'm looking for something with a bit more soul, a bit less…sterile perfection? I might keep looking. Element Atlanta is great, yet there's a layer of something missing. Still, it's a solid, reliable option. It's just not the kind of place that leaves a lasting, emotional imprint. It'll leave you clean, well-fed, and perhaps a little frustrated, but you would also leave feeling satisfied.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're about to dive headfirst into a gloriously messy, opinionated, and probably slightly caffeinated tour of Element Atlanta Midtown. This isn't your polished, perfectly-edited travel brochure bullcrap. This is gonna be… real.
Element Atlanta Midtown: A Love Story (with a few bumps in the road)
Day 1: Arrival and the Questionable Quest for Coffee
1:00 PM: Arrive, Check-in (and the existential dread of hotel hallways)
Okay, so the Element. It's… fine. The check-in was efficient, blessedly, after that three-hour flight where the guy next to me spent the whole time trying to explain the merits of crypto to a screaming toddler. The lobby? Minimalist. Clean lines. Sterile. You know the drill. I swear, hotel hallways all feel the same – a slightly depressing echo of your own inadequacy, amplified by the faint hum of the air conditioning. Did I bring enough snacks? That's always the question.
1:30 PM: The Coffee Crisis
Right, first order of business: caffeine. Desperately needed caffeine. The Element says they have coffee in the lobby. Lies. I’m pretty sure it tasted like burnt dishwater. So, I, fueled by a potent cocktail of jet lag and disappointment, venture out. My immediate objective: finding an actual good coffee shop. This is where my carefully-laid plan fell apart.
- 1:45 PM: Google Maps led me astray. Twice. Lost in a labyrinth of office buildings and soul-crushing parking garages. I swear, Atlanta is a city obsessed with parking.
- 2:15 PM: Finally stumbling into a place called "Cafe Comma." It's hipster-central. Beards, MacBooks, artisanal everything. But! The coffee. Oh, the coffee. Worth the trek. Worth the existential dread. The barista, with his nose ring and suspiciously good eyebrows, didn't even judge my desperate, caffeine-deprived rambling. Victory.
3:00 PM: Settling in & a Quick Reconnaissance
Back at the Element, I finally cracked open the laptop, downloaded the wifi password (thank god), and actually started working. Before that, though, I did a quick round, just walked through the halls and just, looked around to see what kind of scene. It's clean. Clean. Clean. Almost too clean? I'm not saying I'm a slob, but this place practically demands you be a minimalist.
6:00 PM: Dinner & a Slightly Disastrous Uber Ride
Dinner was at a place recommended by the hotel. The food was… passable. Forgettable, really. But the real entertainment came after. Deciding a long walk home was ill-advised, I ordered an Uber. My driver, bless his heart, seemed to have a very liberal interpretation of the GPS directions. We spent a good fifteen minutes circling a dead-end street. I thought, “are we going to die?” In the end, we made it back with our sanity intact. Barely.
8:00 PM: The Element's Gym (aka My Eternal Struggle)
I attempted to use the gym. Key word: attempted. It was… functional. But the treadmill was staring at me. I stared back. We mutually decided to postpone our relationship. Maybe tomorrow. (Yeah, right.)
Day 2: Cultural Immersion (with a side of indecision)
9:00 AM: The Breakfast Debacle
Okay, so the Element does have breakfast. Free breakfast. That's good, right? Eh. It's the standard hotel fare. Cereal, yogurt, pre-made scrambled eggs that look like they've been divorced from any actual egg. I grabbed a banana and bolted.
10:00 AM: High Museum of Art (or, Why I Should Have Taken Art History Seriously)
Okay, this was actually amazing. I spent hours wandering the High Museum. Some of the art left me feeling… confused. Some left me feeling a wave of emotion. But mostly, I was reminded that I should have paid more attention in art history class. The Rothko room, though? Transcendent. I could have stayed there all day. Almost did.
12:30 PM: Lunch at a Tiny Diner (and Unexpected Enlightenment)
Lunch happened by accident. I stumbled upon this hole-in-the-wall diner. Run by this amazing, old woman who looked like she'd seen a thing or two (probably). The food was simple, hearty, and delicious. Best pulled pork sandwich I've had in years. And the conversation? Actually inspiring. She had such wisdom & kindness. It felt like a small moment of grace.
2:00 PM: A stroll through Piedmont Park
Piedmont Park. Nice. Pretty. Green. Lots of joggers who looked like they were enjoying their lives a whole lot more than I was at that moment. I found a bench and just sat there for a solid 30 minutes, watching people. It's a good way to people-watch.
3:30 PM: Deciding What to Do.. Or Not To Do
Here's where it got messy. So much of the city to see. So little time. I felt a little overwhelmed. Should I go another museum? Should I go shopping? Should I just sit in the hotel room? I’m a terrible decision-maker. Eventually, I just decided to go back to my room and read a book. Sometimes, the best travel is just resting.
6:00 PM: Dinner on my own
Food was good. I could probably cook at the hotel, after this trip I'll make some changes.
8:00 PM: Going To Bed
It was a long day. I slept fast.
Day 3: Farewell (and a tiny pang of sadness)
9:00 AM: The Element Breakfast Revisit
Okay, I’m going to be honest. I tried the same eggs again. Still tasted the same.
10:00 AM: Final Stroll & Souvenir Search
I ventured out for a last walk of the city. I found one of those "I heart Atlanta" t-shirts. It's cheesy, I know. But it's mine.
12:00 PM: Checkout (and the bittersweet goodbye)
Checking out was a breeze. I left. And… I felt a tiny pang of sadness. Atlanta was pretty, I think. Fine. I miss the cafe. In the end, the Element was just a place to land. And that was okay.
And let's be honest, after all this, I need a vacation from my vacation. But a good one.
So there you have it. My Element Atlanta Midtown experience. Messy, imperfect, and utterly human. And honestly? Wouldn't have it any other way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get some real coffee. Until next time, Atlanta!
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