Escape to Paradise: Montara Hotel & Resort, Korat's Hidden Gem
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical hotel review. Forget the sterile bullet points and dry descriptions. I'm about to spill the tea (and maybe a little spilled coffee, because, let's be honest, I'm still caffeinating) on [Hotel Name], warts and all. And trust me, I found a few.
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LET'S GO! The Unfiltered Review:
Right, first off, let's be real: I booked this place because… well, the photos looked gorgeous. Towering pools, sun-drenched terraces, rooms that promised a level of luxuriousness that my bank account usually says "no way" to. But I had a need to relax. I needed a break from life. And here we are.
Accessibility: Making Sure Everyone Can Get Their Chill On (or Can They?)
Okay, this is important. My friend, bless her heart, uses a wheelchair. So, accessibility was a HUGE factor. The good news? They say "wheelchair accessible." The slightly less good news? It was…patchy. The lobby? Gorgeous and wide open, perfect for gliding in. The elevator? Smooth and modern. But getting to the pool… well, let's just say navigating that slight incline felt like scaling Mount Everest. And the bathroom in the accessible room we booked? Spacious, yes. But the shower head practically dripped on your nose. I'm talking, a drip, a drip, a drip. Frustrating!
On-site Restaurants/Lounges & Dining, Drinking, and Snacking:
Food. Oh, food. The heart of any good vacation, right? Well, at [Hotel Name], it was a rollercoaster. The main restaurant, supposedly offering "international cuisine," felt a bit…cookie-cutter. The buffet breakfast? Solid, but nothing to write home about. The "Asian breakfast" option intrigued me, but the miso soup tasted suspiciously like it came from a packet. The pool-side bar, however, was a saving grace. Picture this: I'm sprawled on a sun lounger, book in hand (okay, and Instagram open), sipping a perfectly crafted margarita. Pure bliss. The poolside bar staff were all genuinely friendly. One afternoon, I was craving a snack, but the options were limited. I ended up ordering a pizza from the a la carte menu. A little pricey… but it was a good pizza. (I forgot to mention that a snack bar existed too, which I sadly found out later!)
The Rooms: My Little (Mostly) Cozy Hideaway
The room itself? Ah, that's where the magic really kicked in. I got a room with a view (!), which, by the way, was breathtaking. I did see a couple of high floors where I could just peek through the window. As with pretty much every hotel on earth, you could hear the AC hum at night, but that's just life! (and I did see a lot of places with windows I could open, which was a welcome relief). The bed? Honestly, I melted into it. Extra long, and super comfy. Blackout curtains! Yes! The only minor issue? The lighting felt a bit…clinical. Like a hospital room. Which is a little strange. I took advantage of the coffee/tea maker and free bottled water in the room.
Plus, I do think you can actually opt-out room sanitization, which is great.
Cleanliness, Safety & the (Maybe Overzealous?) COVID Measures:
Okay, here’s where [Hotel Name] got brownie points. They were serious about COVID-19. Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. Staff in masks. Tables spaced out. And, I swear, they were practically hosing the place down with anti-viral cleaner. (I'm only assuming that they are using anti-viral cleaning products). It was reassuring, but also a little…intense. I did appreciate the daily disinfection in common areas, but on one occasion, it felt almost aggressive. I mean, they were spraying the elevator while I was still in it. A little less of that, please!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (aka, “Spa Day!”):
This is where the hotel really shines. The pool with a view is as stunning as the pictures, and I spent hours just floating, staring up at the sky. The spa… now, the spa was an experience. A necessary experience. I indulged in a body scrub and massage, and walked out feeling like a brand new person. (I did not try the body wrap, even though I should have!) The sauna and steam room were perfect for easing those aches. The fitness center also looked great, though I'm not sure I ever actually went in there. (Let's just say, "relax" was my priority).
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the Weird:
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – Yes! Though, there were a couple of times that I had to reset the router. (This may or may not have been my fault.)
- Concierge: Super helpful. They booked my airport transfer and gave me some great restaurant recommendations.
- Cashless payment service: Appreciated. I'm a germaphobe in the pandemic era.
- Room service [24-hour]: A true blessing, even if the food delivery took longer than I expected.
- On-site event hosting/Meeting/banquet facilities/Seminars: Seemed to cater to a significant amount of business travelers, though I did not participate.
- Pet policy: I didn't actually see any pets. I'm guessing the "pets allowed unavailable" is mostly correct
For the Kids & Other Random Bits:
- Family/child friendly: I spotted quite a few families around, with kids enjoying the pool.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Standard fare.
- Convenience store: Useful for snacks and essentials.
- Doorman: Always a nice touch.
- Bicycle parking: They had it, which I appreciated.
- Valet parking/Car park: They had it, but parking was not free if you were parking on-site, which was odd.
The Verdict: Should You Stay?
Look, [Hotel Name] isn't perfect. And there are definitely some areas where they could improve, especially regarding accessibility. But, overall? I had a fantastic time. The rooms are lovely, the spa is heavenly, and the pool… well, the pool is a dream. The staff is generally friendly and helpful. And if you're like me – in dire need of a break, and willing to overlook a few imperfections (and maybe bring your own shower head) – then I say, go for it. Just be prepared for a slightly bumpy ride (and maybe pack some extra patience).
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars (with a mental note to re-evaluate the accessibility situation).
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is a Montara Hotel & Resort Korat saga. Get ready to feel like you're actually there, sweating it out with me.
Day 1: Arrival and a Whole Lotta "Huh?"
- 11:00 AM (ish): Landed in Bangkok. The sheer chaos of Suvarnabhumi Airport. Crowded, confusing, and a potent cocktail of jetlag and existential dread. Found the transit. Finally, a helpful smile! Grabbed the transfer to Korat. Think of the longest car trip, multiply by 3. This will be fun!
- 2:00 PM (ish): Arrived at Montara. Okay, wow. The lobby is stunning. Like, seriously, magazine-worthy. My jaw actually dropped. Then, the receptionist (sweetest woman ever) starts speaking in hushed tones. "Room not ready, you see, long day, no problem." No problem? My internal clock is screaming.
- 2:30 PM: "Okay, we'll wait…" (Said with a smile, as I try to maintain my composure).
- 3:00 PM: The Room! Finally! Sun's setting, I'm sweaty, and… the room is HUGE. Balcony overlooking the pool. I think I might cry. In a good way. Unpacked. Checked the mini-bar. They have Singha beer. Life is good again.
- 4:00 PM: Explored the resort. The pool is calling my name, but the "gym" (more like a glorified closet with a treadmill) is tempting. Decisions, decisions… Pool wins. Diving in was like a baptism. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Watched some kids splashing and giggling. Made me smile. Even if I did feel like a giant in their tiny pool.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the Resort Restaurant. Overpriced, but the view is KILLER. Ordered Pad Thai. My first authentic Pad Thai. The noodles are perfect and it's a revelation! Chatted with the waiter, who was telling me all about the nearby temples. He's so genuinely friendly, it warms my cynical heart.
- 7:30 PM: Ordered a Singha. Watching the sunset over the pool. Feeling pretty damn content.
- 8:00 PM: Fell asleep.
Day 2: Culture Clashes and Culinary Adventures
- 8:00 AM: Woke up at a horrible time (feeling like death incarnate).
- 8:30 AM: "Buffet Breakfast." So much food. So many choices. Struggled to pick. Ended up with a weird combo of pastries, fruit, and what I think was congee. Did I mention I hate congee? But I devoured it anyway.
- 9:30 AM: The "Temple Tour Debacle." Okay, so here's a confession. Tried to go to the temples the waiter was telling me about. Got utterly lost. Navigated a labyrinth of tiny streets and bustling marketplaces. Finally found one. Beautiful, serene. Until, of course, I walked in the wrong direction and almost tripped over a sleeping dog. Embarrassing. And then the heat. It just saps your energy.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a street food stall. The spicy green papaya salad. My mouth is on fire, and I love it. The vendor just grins. The food's cooked over a gas burner on an open road. I'm pretty sure I ate something illegal, but hey!
- 1:00 PM: More pool time. Needed to cool down. And re-evaluate life choices.
- 3:00 PM: Massage Time! Best money I've spent. So good. Knots of tension that I didn't even know I had. Felt like a limp noodle when I left.
- 5:00 PM: Attempted to get a taxi. Couldn't get any.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the restaurant for another Singha. This time, I'm ordering the green curry, and it's the best green curry I've ever tasted. I’m so happy.
- 7:00 PM: Stared at the stars. Thought about all the things I've done. And all the things I've failed. And then I fell asleep in my chair, dreaming of coconut milk and spicy noodles.
Day 3: The Great Escape, and a Heart Full of Curry
- 8:00 AM: Woke up again. (Oh, the wonders of time zones).
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. This time, went straight for the bacon. No regrets.
- 9:30 AM: Decided to visit the near-by markets.
- 10:30 AM: Found the markets. Bargained for some interesting souvenirs. And got completely ripped off on a t-shirt. My first time!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. More green curry. I'm not ashamed.
- 1:00 PM: Pool time. Again. This time, I saw the other guests. (a group of Thai kids and their parents)
- 4:00 PM: Packing. My flight leaves tomorrow. Sad. And slightly terrified of going back to "real life."
- 6:00 PM: One final Singha.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. And, you guessed it, MORE green curry.
- 8:00 PM: Walk across the hotel grounds. Watched as the staff prepared the pool for tomorrow.
- 9:00 PM: Back in my room. Thinking…
- 9:30 PM: Write this out, so I will not forget.
- 10:00 PM: Try to go to sleep.
Day 4: Departure and Final Thoughts
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Last breakfast. More bacon.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Said goodbye to the receptionist (hug!).
- 10:00 AM: Transfer back to Bangkok. This time, the ride felt less excruciating (perhaps because I knew what to expect).
- 12:00 PM: Back in Bangkok. The airport is less hectic than the first time.
- 1:00 PM: A final Pad Thai at the airport. Goodbye Thailand.
- 4:00 PM: Long flight. Jet lag. Missing the green curry. Missing the laid-back life.
- 7:00 PM: Land back home. The world feels a little wrong.
- 9:00 PM: Order Thai food take-out. The green curry isn't as good. But it's a start.
Final Thoughts:
Montara Resort was a treat. It's not perfect (hello, overpriced restaurant), and Korat is a bit off the beaten path, but that's the charm. It's not just about the beautiful resort, it's about the genuine people, the amazing food (seriously, the green curry!), and the quiet moments of just being. Would I go back? In a heartbeat. But next time, I'm bringing more sunscreen, better directions, and a bigger appetite for adventure (and curry!). And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn to stop tripping over things. Probably not.
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