Escape to Paradise: Akasa Pure Living's Luxury in Tangerang!
Escape to Paradise: Akasa Pure Living - Tangerang: My Rollercoaster Ride of Luxury (and a Few Regrets)
Okay, buckle up, because this "review" is less Michelin star and more…well, me after a triple espresso. We're talking about Akasa Pure Living in Tangerang, and frankly, the whole experience felt like a beautifully crafted Swiss watch that occasionally crapped out.
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First Impressions: The Grand Entrance (and That Tricky Ramp)
Walking up to Akasa? Stunning. Seriously, the architecture is jaw-dropping. Gleaming glass, lush landscaping… it’s definitely aiming for that "wow" factor, and it hits it. My first thought: "Wow, I'm going to be pampered rotten." My second thought, immediately followed by a groan: "Is that ramp really as steep as it looks for the wheelchair? ( Accessibility )."
I'm going to be completely honest, the ramp to the main entrance seemed a bit…challenging. It wasn't a deal-breaker, but for guests needing Wheelchair accessible access it needed some work and an attendant assisting. This is where the Doorman came in handy, to be fair.
Check-in Chaos (or, How I Almost Lost My Sanity Before I Even Got to My Room)
Okay, the Check-in/out [express] was a bit of a lie. It took longer than advertised. Turns out, there was some hiccup with my booking, possibly due to the language barrier (although the staff tried their absolute best). The staff was super friendly, but the process was a bit clunky. This felt like the cracks in the perfect facade started to form.
Rooms: A Luxurious Sanctuary…With a Few Quirks
The room ( Available in all rooms ) was a haven. Air conditioning, ah, sweet, blessed AC. The Bed was massive and cloud-like, seriously, I could have lost a small child under those covers. The Bathroom was a palace, and the Bathtub begged for a long, luxurious soak. Plus, you've got your Bathrobes, Slippers, and all the lovely Toiletries you could possibly want. It's all there: desk, closet, Coffee/tea maker, Refrigerator, Minibar, and the Free bottled water that's a godsend. The Blackout curtains? Perfection – I slept like a log.
But here's where the "perfect" cracks a bit. The Internet access – wireless (and the promised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) was a bit… temperamental depending on room location and what the weather was like that particular afternoon. Some days it was blazing fast, others it was dial-up-esque. My Internet access – LAN wasn’t working. I understand the Internet goes down sometimes, but I was on business and needed a solid connection (hence the cranky attitude). The Desk was nice to look at, but the desk light was a moody devil that would switch off at times. I also had to deal with an annoying dripping sound from a broken air conditioning vent.
Dining: Food Glorious Food…Mostly
Let's talk food! The Breakfast [buffet] was a feast! The Asian breakfast and Western breakfast offerings were plentiful, and the Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. You could grab a nice Salad in restaurant and the Breakfast service included Buffet in restaurant. The International cuisine in restaurant and even the Vegetarian restaurant options kept me happy…mostly.
The Restaurants and Coffee shop options were good; I particularly loved the fresh pastries from the Coffee shop. You could get the Bottle of water as a courtesy. Their Poolside bar was a godsend for an afternoon cocktail after enjoying the Swimming pool [outdoor].
- Me rambling for a moment Okay, but that soup. That soup was magical. A simple tomato soup that tasted like a hug. I practically licked the bowl clean. The Soup in restaurant was perfect. And the Desserts in restaurant were worth the extra calories.
Spa & Relaxation: Where Akasa Truly Shines
Okay, this is where Akasa slays. The spa ( Spa, Spa/sauna ) is pure bliss. I spent a solid three hours in there, and honestly, I could have stayed all day. The Body scrub was divine, the Massage was incredible (ask for Ibu, she's a miracle worker!), and the Sauna and Steamroom were the perfect prelude to the Swimming pool. It had view, I should mention. The Pool with view was amazing.
They also had a Foot bath available. I left feeling like a newly-minted, perfectly moisturized human being. And I'm not usually one for the whole "spa experience" thing, but wow. Just wow.
Things to Do (Beyond Lounging and Being Pampered)
There's a decent Fitness center ( Gym/fitness) if you're feeling energetic. You can kill time in the Bar, or pop by the Gift/souvenir shop. And, honestly, just lounging by the pool and soaking up the sun is a pretty perfect way to spend a day. They have a Terrace available.
Cleanliness and Safety: Modern Times, Modern Worries
I’m glad they had Hand sanitizer everywhere and the Daily disinfection in common areas was actually reassuring. The Anti-viral cleaning products and emphasis on Hygiene certification, as well as the staff's use of Safety/security feature, were a major plus. The staff were also trained in Staff trained in safety protocol, offering a much-needed sense of security, considering the times.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
The Daily housekeeping was impeccable—my room was always spotless. The presence of a Concierge and Doorman was very much appreciated. The Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver in the humid weather. You can also get your washing done there: Laundry service, and they provide Ironing service.
They also have a Cash withdrawal service, and they have Currency exchange. Plus, let's not forget the often-overlooked Elevator and Luggage storage.
For the Kids (and Those Who Still Feel Like One)
I don't have kids, but the Family/child friendly atmosphere seemed genuine. They offered Babysitting service and some Kids facilities.
The Imperfections (Because, Let's Be Real)
- The Wi-Fi: Again, some days it was a dream, some days it was a nightmare. This really needs sorting.
- The Ramp: Still questionable.
- The Room Service: One time the order was wrong. Minor, but a slight annoyance when you're already hangry.
- The Noise: While the Soundproof rooms are mostly effective, I did hear some construction noise early one morning.
- The Little Things That Add Up: The dodgy light, the dripping air vent – they didn't ruin my stay, but they were a reminder that perfection is elusive.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
The ramps and elevators are there at certain points, but not at others. I didn't notice any Facilities for disabled guests, which is a shame.
Final Verdict: Worth It?
Yes. Absolutely. Despite its flaws, Akasa Pure Living offers a truly luxurious experience. The spa alone is worth the price of admission. The staff are incredibly friendly and helpful. And when everything clicks, it’s pure paradise.
Would I go back? Yes. But I'd probably pack a portable Wi-Fi router, just in case. And I'd specifically request a room furthest from any noisy construction. And maybe, just maybe, I'd bring my own ramp…Just kidding! I'm confident those minor hiccups will be ironed out. Akasa has the potential (and the beauty!) to be truly exceptional.
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups! Because this ain't your grandma's sterile travel itinerary. This is going to be a hot mess, a delightful disaster, a pure, unadulterated human experience at the Comfort Studio Akasa Pure Living BSD By Travelio in Tangerang, Indonesia. Prepare for side-eyes, existential crises, and the occasional craving for instant noodles. Let's do this!
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a New Bed
- 14:00 - 15:00: Tangerang Tango (Arrival & Check-in) - Oh, the airport shuffle. Let's be honest, the pre-flight anxiety makes me feel like I'm about to be interrogated by customs. Found my way to Akasa Pure Living. After a surprisingly smooth Grab ride (good work Indonesia, good work), and the Travelio app actually worked! Bonus points. Walking into the room… well, it's clean. And the view… it's… concrete jungle. Not exactly Bali sunsets, is it?
- Anecdote Alert: I swear, the first thing I do in any hotel room is sniff the sheets. Don't judge me! You know you do it too. This time? Neutral, which I'll take as a win. But the pillows… are they too fluffy? Too flat? The eternal hotel room pillow conundrum. Oh God, now I'm going to be up all night just thinking about pillows. This is not starting well.
- 15:00 - 16:00: Exploring the Immediate Surroundings (AKA Finding Coffee, Praying for Life) - Okay, deep breaths. Tangerang! Let's do this. First priority: coffee. My inner caffeine demon demands satisfaction. Wandered downstairs, found a mini-mart, and grabbed an instant coffee pack. Okay, the coffee is not going to be winning any awards, but it will do. Honestly, I'm already getting overwhelmed by the idea of "exploration". Let's aim for "bare survival" first.
- 16:00 - 18:00: Unpacking, Staring at the Wall, and Accepting My Fate - Found the Wi-Fi password (thank the heavens!). Unpacked my bag, which felt oddly cathartic. Why is it so satisfying to just dump your clothes onto a surface? Anyway, sat on the edge of the bed, and just… stared. Stared at the wall. The beige. The utter… beige-ness. Is this what my life has become? A beige box in Tangerang? (Dramatic pause. Internal monologue: "Maybe it's okay. Maybe beige is… zen.") (Nope, immediately dismisses thought.) Time to find something to eat before I lose it.
- 18:00 - 20:00: Dinner Adventure (Or, at Least, I Hope So) - Yelp. Google Maps. The endless scroll for food. Decided on a local warung (small, simple restaurant). I hope it's good. I'm starving. Getting a Grab. Fingers crossed the traffic isn't hell.
- Quirky Observation: You know what I love? The smell of fried food wafting from every corner of the city. It's intoxicating, even if my arteries are probably screaming in protest. (And the food… oh, the food!)
Day 2: Food Glorious Food and the Perils of Public Transport (Maybe)
- 08:00 - 09:00: Breakfast: The Hotel Hustle? - Hmm, where to eat breakfast? I didn't arrange for breakfast with Travelio. Maybe I can raid that same minimart down the road for some more instant noodles. I'm going to need to learn how to use the local food delivery app.
- 09:00 - 12:00: The Foodie Frenzy Begins.
- Rambling begins: Going to be honest, I'm obsessed with exploring street food. Going for a trip to one of the big food stalls near the BSD City area, near the hotel!
- Opinionated Rant: I saw some people there who were like, "Oh, but is it hygienic?" People, this is the real deal! This is where you find the real flavors, the real culture. You might get a tummy ache. Big deal. That's part of the adventure! (I say, frantically searching for the nearest pharmacy.)
- Doubling Down: Alright, deep breath. Went! Took it seriously! Went to the 'Pasar Modern BSD', and I found it! The holy grail of Indonesian food. Nasi Goreng? Yes, please! Soto Ayam? Absolutely! Sate Lilit? Get in my belly! Sat there, sweating, happily eating, and not caring that my shirt now smells vaguely of spices and deliciousness.
- 12:00 - 13:00: Trying to be cultured, exploring the city - After lunch, trying to walk to whatever sites I can find. In the end, wasn't much to do, at least not in the way that I wanted. So, it's time for another cup of that instant coffee, with more sugar.
- 13:00 - 15:00 (Maybe): The Great Transport Debacle (Maybe) - Seriously considering public transport but I'm going to be real with you… that Grab ride was already a rollercoaster!
- Emotional Reaction (Bad): I swear, the thought of navigating the traffic is filling me with dread. The horns! The scooters! The sheer chaos! I'm more of a "sit in a quiet room with a book" kind of traveler, you know? This is going to be interesting.
- 15:00 - 17:00: Poolside Chill (Or Attempt Thereof) - I have a pool. I should use the pool. Probably with a beer in hand. I will aim for this. (Or just spend an hour staring at the ceiling.)
- 17:00 - 20:00: Dinner and Reflections (Hopefully Not Too Much Regret) - Finding a restaurant. Maybe venture further from the hotel this time. Actually, I’m going to try and learn some Indonesian phrases, "Terima kasih" is a good start.
- Stronger Emotional Reactions (Good): Despite the initial existential dread of being in a beige box, I'm already starting to feel a little bit of…dare I say it…joy? The food is incredible, the people are friendly, and even the chaos is starting to feel…exhilarating? Maybe this whole Tangerang thing won't be so bad after all.
- Messier Structure and Occasional Rambles: Right now, I'm just really hoping I won't get lost. Tangerang, you are a mystery, but I'm starting to think I might just have a good time.
Day 3: Departure and the Sweet, Sweet Relief of Leaving
- Morning: Last Minute Exploration (Maybe) - Sleep in? Or squeeze in one last street food experience?
- Departure: Sadness, Relief, And Possibly a Mild Case of the Runs. - Well, I'm leaving. Did I see everything? No way. Did I eat everything? Probably. (And I'm pretty sure that sate lilit is already starting to make its presence known…)
- Honest and Funny: I'm almost looking forward to going home; but I'll take a mental picture of the chaos, the food, and the general "what the heck am I doing here?" vibe of this trip. It was a weird, wonderful, and slightly messy experience. Maybe I'll come back. Maybe I won't. But at least I can say I survived Tangerang. And that, my friends, is a victory.
And that, my friends, is a sample of how I'd document my trip! It's messy, it's real, and it's filled with the kind of human moments that make travel worth doing. Now, go have an adventure! And may your travels be filled with delicious food, questionable decisions, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. Selamat jalan! (That's "Bon Voyage" in Indonesian. I looked it up!)
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Okay, "Luxury in Tangerang" - Sounds Fancy. But *Is* It Actually Luxurious, or Just...Nice?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. My first thought when I saw "Luxury in Tangerang" was, "Yeah, right. Tangerang? Luxury? Is that even a thing?" I’ve seen “luxury” and I've seen... well, let's just say I've experienced places that *thought* they were luxury.
So, *is* it truly luxurious at Akasa Pure Living? Okay, brace yourselves. For me, yes, absolutely.
The lobby alone? Forget about it. Seriously. That marble! The aircon's silently doing its job, keeping you gloriously chilled. The staff? They *actually* smile and seem happy to see you. None of that forced politeness. It's a legit welcome. You *feel* important.
And the rooms? Oh. My. Goodness. The bed swallowed me whole. Like, I had to actively *try* to get out of it in the morning. The bathroom was bigger than my first apartment! The rain shower...forget about the rain. I felt like I was under a goddamn waterfall of pure bliss.
Now, is it the *most* luxurious place I've ever been? Probably not. I haven't flown on a private jet or anything (yet!). But for Tangerang, and honestly, even in comparison to some "luxury" hotels I've stayed at in Jakarta? It blew me away. It's the real deal. It’s the kind of place where you *actually* relax, not just pretend to. It's like, you're cocooned in a fluffy cloud of chill.
Pro tip: Definitely splurge on the room with the balcony. Watching the sunset from there? Pure magic (even with the inevitable Tangerang smog).
What About the Food? 'Cause Let's Face It, Good Food Is, Like, Mandatory.
Food. The ultimate decider, right? A beautiful hotel can fall flat on its face if the grub is...meh. I walked into the restaurant at Akasa Pure Living with a healthy dose of skepticism. You know, that "let's see if you can actually deliver on your promises" kind of attitude.
Breakfast? Buffet. Buffets are a minefield. They can be gloriously epic or tragically disappointing. This one? Glorious. Freshly made omelets, mountains of fruit (the mango was perfection), Nasi Goreng that actually tasted like Nasi Goreng (amazing!), and ridiculously good pastries. Seriously, I may have eaten, like, seven croissants. Don't judge!
Lunch and dinner? I'm not going to lie, I had one of those "I'm going to try *everything* on the menu" kind of days. I ordered the steak...and it was perfectly cooked. And the pasta...and it was al dente. And the local Indonesian dishes? Spot on! The flavors were *vibrant*. You could tell they were using fresh ingredients and actually *caring* about how the food tasted.
Honest moment: One minor slip-up. One time, I ordered a coffee and it was a little...weak. But honestly, that's it! A tiny blip in a sea of deliciousness. And the staff were super quick to fix it.
Bottom line: The food is excellent. You will not be disappointed. Prepare to gain a few pounds. You've been warned.
So, What's There to *Do* Besides Eat and Sleep? Like, Is There a Pool?
Yes, there's a pool! And it's gorgeous. It's the kind of pool where you can actually *swim*, not just splash around. Clean, sparkling, and surrounded by comfy loungers. Perfect for lazy afternoons with a book (or, let's be honest, scrolling through Instagram).
There's also a gym. I'm not a gym person, but I peered in. Looked well-equipped. If you're into that kind of thing, go for it!
And...and this is a big one...there's a spa! Oh. My. Goodness. The spa. Okay, I went for a massage. It was basically a religious experience. Seriously. The masseuse was amazing. I walked in stressed and tense, and I walked out feeling like a limp noodle. Worth every single rupiah.
Aside from the direct facilities, the hotel is located in a place that is near a mall. You can go there for a shopping spree, or just for a chill time.
My quirky observation? The pool has the perfect lighting for those sunset selfies. Just sayin'.
Is it Kid-Friendly? (Because, You Know, Sometimes You Have to Drag Your Spawn Along.)
Okay, this is where I have to insert a disclaimer: I don't have kids. But I did *observe* other guests. And I got the overall vibe.
From what I could tell? Yes, it *is* kid-friendly. The staff were super friendly to the kids I saw. The pool is definitely a draw. The food has options for picky eaters. And the rooms are spacious enough to accommodate a family.
I'd say it's a solid "yes." But maybe double-check with the hotel directly if you have any specific concerns (like, a screaming toddler who requires a soundproof room, haha).
The Location: Tangerang. Is That... Convenient? Or Just...Tangerang?
Alright, the location. This is where we get real again. Tangerang isn't exactly Bali, is it? BUT... its actually really conveniently located.
First, it's close to the airport (Soekarno-Hatta). Huge win! No hours of traffic after a long flight.
It's also, I think, surprisingly convenient for getting into Jakarta. Depending on traffic (that eternal Jakarta foe), it's not *impossible*, but doable if you want to do some exploring the city.
But honestly? I found myself wanting to just *stay* at the hotel. Escape from the craziness, you know? So, while the location isn't *perfect* if a bustling city life is your mission, it's strategically away from all the hustle and bustle.
Give Me the Real Deal: Any Dealbreakers? Hidden Fees? Annoying Things?
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