Unbelievable Youhan Beach Resort: Cocotel Subic's Hidden Paradise in Zambales!
Unbelievable Youhan Beach Resort: Cocotel Subic's Hidden Paradise? Let's Find Out! (A Messy, Honest Review)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! I'm back from a trip to Unbelievable Youhan Beach Resort, and let me tell you, "hidden paradise" might be a slight exaggeration. But hey, no place is perfect, right? This review is coming at you raw, unfiltered, and with more opinions than a flock of seagulls fighting over a french fry. Prepare for a chaotic rollercoaster of accessibility, spa treatments, questionable Wi-Fi, and the relentless pursuit of a decent cup of coffee.
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Accessibility: The Stairs Were A Lie (And So Was My Optimism)
Let's be real, this is always the first thing on my mind when I go to anywhere new. The marketing materials mentioned facilities for disabled guests, but the reality? Well… It's complicated. The elevator was a godsend, but getting to the elevator sometimes felt like a mini-obstacle course. Ramps were present, but their gradient made me question the architect's understanding of physics (and human endurance). This is an area that really needs some serious improvements. Car park [free of charge], thankfully was easy to access. Accessibility needs to be improved overall!
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: I didn't notice any specifically designated accessible restaurants or lounges. But again, the elevator came in handy (when it worked!).
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: 😐 I went to the restaurant but didn't see anything obviously aimed at making it easier for disabled folks to move around, as I mentioned, the elevator was clutch!
Wheelchair Accessible? Mostly, a bit of a struggle.
Internet & Technology: Wi-Fi Woes and the LAN Life
Okay, the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! thing? Absolute baloney. It was spotty at best, and abysmal at worst. Picture this: me, furiously refreshing my email, praying for a decent connection, while simultaneously banging my head against the wall. The Internet experience was just painful! Internet [LAN] was available (yay?), but I’m not sure who uses LAN anymore, so it didn’t really help. Internet services, felt like they were trying to provide a connection! But I needed something I could actually use! Wi-Fi in public areas suffered the same fate. If I had to do work there, I’d be stuck. A real drag.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day (and a Deep Dive into My Inner Thoughts)
I was really looking forward to the spa. Needed a good ol' body scrub, a body wrap, and some deep tissue massage. The Spa itself was… nice. The treatment rooms had a relaxing ambiance - dim lighting, that aroma therapy smell, and then I got my massage, which was, well, amazing. The therapist was obviously well trained. The Foot bath experience was pretty good, too. Felt like I could just melt. The Sauna and Steamroom were both good, almost too good. I actually dozed off once (oops!). The Pool with view really tied the whole relaxing trip together!
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID Concerns and the Illusion of Security
So, COVID times, right? Let's see what they say… Anti-viral cleaning products, check. Daily disinfection in common areas, said they were. First aid kit, yes, thankfully. Hand sanitizer, everywhere. Hygiene certification, unclear. Individually-wrapped food options, check. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, sometimes. Professional-grade sanitizing services, probably. Rooms sanitized between stays, hopefully. Safe dining setup, generally. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, seemed so! Staff trained in safety protocol, they seemed to understand. Shared stationery removed, yeah. Sterilizing equipment, I think they have some! CCTV in common areas yeah, that one was there! CCTV outside property, yeah. Fire extinguisher, yes, thankfully. Front desk [24-hour], yes! Safe/security feature, yeah! Smoke alarms, yes! Security [24-hour], yes! They mentioned that the Room sanitization opt-out available but I didn't opt out!
Honestly, the constant disinfection and mask-wearing felt a little… overwhelming at times. Still, better safe than sorry! I felt relatively secure but I still washed my hands a lot.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with a few bumps)
Alright, let's talk food. The A la carte in restaurant was decent, but nothing to write home about. However, the Asian cuisine in restaurant was surprisingly excellent. The Breakfast [buffet] was okay, a bit of a mishmash of Asian and Western. The Buffet in restaurant also provided a lot of food options! The Coffee/tea in restaurant was, alas, a consistent letdown. Bland, weak, and generally depressing. You're better off bringing your own instant! I saw a Snack bar but didn't go, and didn't see soup or salad in restaurant. The Poolside bar was a nice touch, though. Restaurants were open and plentiful! Room service [24-hour] was a life-saver when I had a midnight craving.
Services and Conveniences: The Ups and Downs of Hospitality
The Air conditioning in public area worked, thank goodness. The Concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping was efficient. The Elevator, like a blessing. Laundry service was available. Luggage storage was there. I got a chance to relax on the Terrace one day.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart):
I didn't have any kids with me, but I did see some Kids facilities and it looked like there were some entertainment options. Babysitting service? Could be a good option for parents.
Available in All Rooms (The Essentials):
Air conditioning, yes! Alarm clock, I didn't need it. Bathrobes, yep. Bathroom phone, never used it. Blackout curtains, YES! Coffee/tea maker, needed more coffee. Daily housekeeping, good. Hair dryer, present. Internet access – wireless, mostly useless. Ironing facilities, yes. Mini bar, yes! Non-smoking, yes! Private bathroom, yes. Refrigerator, yes! Shower, yes. Smoke detector, yeah. Wake-up service, didn't need it. Wi-Fi [free], a lie!
Getting Around: Easy-Peasy (or Maybe Not?)
They offered Airport transfer, which I hadn't needed. Car park [on-site] was free and spacious. Taxi service was a phone call away.
The Verdict: Is It Worth It?
Unbelievable Youhan Beach Resort? It could be, with some serious improvements. The spa is a highlight, the staff are friendly, and the potential for a relaxing getaway is definitely there. But the iffy Wi-Fi, the spotty accessibility, and the slightly underwhelming coffee keep it from being a true “paradise.” However, if you're looking for a relatively affordable beach escape and are willing to embrace a few imperfections, Unbelievable Youhan Beach Resort is worth a try. Just temper your expectations and bring your own coffee!
Final Score: 7/10 (Potential for 9/10 with some upgrades!)
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your perfectly polished travel brochure! This is a real trip to Youhan Beach Resort by Cocotel in Subic, and I'm taking you along for the messy, beautiful, and utterly chaotic ride.
Youhan Beach Resort: My Subic Salty Serenade (Or Maybe Just a Slightly Soggy Symphony)
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Bikini Hunt (and a Near-Disaster with a Coconut)
1:00 PM: The Great Manila Escape - Attempt #1 (and a bit of a delay)
Traffic in Manila is its own special brand of hell. Picture this: I'm buzzing with excitement, ready for the beach, dreaming of turquoise water and… wait. We're stuck. The car is packed tighter than a sardine can (thanks, Auntie Carol, for that extra suitcase you "just couldn't leave behind"), and the sun is beating down. I think I aged a year just sitting there. Finally, after an agonizing hour, we inch our way out of the city – victory!
3:30 PM: Subic Arrival and the Youhan Welcome
The drive was a blur of scenery (mountains! trees! more mountains!), but finally, we see the sea! We make it to Youhan, and honestly, it's a bit… unassuming. The lobby is simple, but the air smells of salt and something else… potential. We check in, and I'm immediately hit with a wave of humidity that instantly frizzed my hair. Great start.
4:00 PM: The Bikini Emergency & The Coconut Incident
Time to unleash the bikini! This is where the real adventure begins. I fumble with my luggage, desperate to find my perfectly chosen swimsuit. After what felt like an eternity, I find it! Until I realized, I forgot the sunscreen! The search began again and I was forced to open every single bag I owned. Post-bikini-hunt and sunscreen-application, now it's coconut-o'clock! I decide to order a coconut, because, beach vibes, right? WRONG. As the server was handing me the glorious, ice-cold, perfectly-Instagrammable coconut, I tripped. I swear, the coconut went airborne, almost taking out a small child. Disaster averted (thank God), and the coconut was delicious, but my sanity was slightly damaged.
5:00 PM: First Dip and Beach Bliss (Mostly)
THE BEACH. Finally. The water is warm, the sand is soft (though a little littered – gotta love those stray plastic bottles). I dive in, forgetting briefly about the coconut-based trauma, and just… breathe. This is what I came for. This is perfect. For about twenty minutes, anyway. Then a rogue wave nearly knocked me over. I swear, I swallowed half the ocean.
7:00 PM: Dinner and a Slightly Questionable Karaoke Performance
Dinner at the resort restaurant. The food is… serviceable. Nothing to write home about, but hey, I'm on vacation! There's a karaoke night, and, well, after a couple of San Miguels, I'm convinced I'm the next Mariah Carey. Let's just say, my rendition of "Vision of Love" was… passionate. The crowd was… polite. Awkwardly polite. Moving on…
Day 2: Sun, Sand and… Sunburn? (And the Unrelenting Power of the Beach)
8:00 AM: Wakey Wakey! Sunshine and the Dawn of Burn
Woke up way too early because the sun did not have mercy on my sunburned face. Ugh. Sunscreen! You had ONE JOB. I'm cursing myself for not being more proactive.
9:00 AM: Breakfast & the Quest for the Perfect Wave
Breakfast is simple but good. There is nothing quite like a good breakfast while on the beach. I make my way to the water and spend the next hour trying to body surf. My "beach body" wasn't exactly cooperating.
12:00 PM: A Very Serious Nap Situation
I retreat to my room for a nap. That's when the real vacation starts. A nap on a soft bed can fix everything.
2:00 PM: The Beach's Unyielding Allure
Back on the beach. The sun is relentless, but the pull of the ocean is stronger. I decide to embrace the burn, and for a brief second, I feel free. The sand gets everywhere, and that's okay.
Rambling tangent: There's something about the beach, isn't there? The way the water whispers, the way the sand clings to you. It's this strange mix of feeling utterly insignificant and completely connected. You're just a tiny speck against the vastness, but you're also part of it. I'm definitely going to miss this.
6:00 PM:Sunset Swim, Sunset Thoughts
The sunset! The colors are insane—pinks, oranges, purples bleeding into each other. It's a perfect conclusion to the perfect day. The sky is a canvas, and I'm its slightly burnt, sandy-haired muse.
7:00 PM: Dinner by the Sea and a Final, Beautiful Farewell.
I can't help but stare at the sea, so I decide to have dinner in front of it. The food is good this time, and I am grateful for the moment.
Day 3: Departure and the Lingering Sand (and a promise to return)
- 9:00 AM: Final Breakfast and Packing Panic The last breakfast by the sea. I check out and scramble to fit everything into my luggage, which now includes a collection of seashells and a slightly damp towel.
- 10 AM: A final walk on the beach: A wave crashes, washing away all the worries.
- 11 AM: The Road Back to Manila The drive. The traffic. But this time, I smile. I'm already planning my return.
Overall Impressions (aka My Unfiltered Thoughts):
- Youhan Beach Resort: It's not glamorous. It's not five-star. But it's clean, the staff is friendly, and the location is… chef's kiss. The beach is the real star here. The rooms are a bit basic, and the food is okay, but you're really here for the sun, the sand, and the ocean.
- Would I go back? Absolutely. Give me a beach, a questionable karaoke session, and a chance to feel like a slightly fried beach bum, and I'm in.
- Final thought: This trip wasn't about perfection. It was about the chaos, the laughter, the near-disasters, and the pure, unadulterated joy of being by the sea. And for that, it was perfect.
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