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Escape to Paradise: Pizza & Prosciutto, Problems & Perks (My Dream Hotel in Pisa!) - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from the "Escape to Paradise" in Pisa and, well, let's just say it wasn't quite the perfect escape. But hey, where's the fun in perfect, right? I’m still buzzing from all the Italian goodness, so here’s my messy, honest, and probably slightly-too-detailed review, peppered with quirks and imperfections, just like life itself.
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Accessibility - More Than Just a Ramp (and a Slight Disaster)
Let's start with the good, and the almost good. Accessibility is a big deal for me, and the hotel touted itself as being prepared. They were… mostly.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! There were ramps, elevators, and accessible rooms (more on those later). The public areas were generally easy to navigate, which was a HUGE relief. The elevator even had Braille! However, this is where the first hiccup came in. I was assured the accessible room had a roll in shower. It did not. My first day was spent in a panic of a shower. But I called the front desk, and they got it sorted quite quickly.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: Well, as mentioned the rooms mostly checked the boxes. They did have a good stock of assistive devices and the staff were responsive.
- Access: Good! There was easy access to the main entrances.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges:
- The restaurant was generally accessible.
- The Terrace was very accessible.
- The Pool-side bar was mostly accessible.
The Good Stuff: Pampering & Relaxation (and a Near-Drowning Experience)
Okay, let's get to the juicy bits. Because, let’s be honest, we go on vacation for this.
- Spa: Omg, the spa! Now, this part was heavenly. The Sauna and the Steamroom melted away all the stress (and, let’s be honest, the stress of traveling).
- Swimming pool: The Swimming Pool [outdoor] was a sight to behold – a stunning infinity pool with a view. The view was over the city, and it was divine. And then, I almost drowned. Okay, not really, but it was that close. I went in the water and sank like a stone. I nearly panicked, and I am a reasonably good swimmer. I am pretty sure I just jumped in at the deep end and forgot my buoyancy! Luckily, I kicked the water back to the shallow area. Definitely be careful!
- Pool with view: The best part of the pool was the view! The picture is a lie, but the pool itself was amazing if a bit of a near death experience.
- Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap: I treated myself to all three, and I have zero regrets. Seriously, the massage therapist was a magician. I left feeling like a new (and slightly less stressed) person.
Rooms: Comfy, Chaotic, and the Quest for the Perfect Pillow (and the Shower Disaster!)
- Air conditioning in public area & Available in all rooms: Essential in the Tuscan heat! Thank god for this one.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Felt clean and fresh.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Fine by me; I'd rather they didn't blast my room with chemicals unless I was sick.
- Non-smoking rooms: Thankfully.
- Blackout curtains: Needed for those sneaky afternoon naps.
- Extra long bed: Very comfy.
- Desk: Good for late night emails.
- Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Free bottled water: All appreciated!
- High floor: I had a decent view.
- In-room safe box: Always a must.
- Internet access – wireless, Wi-Fi [free]: Yes, yes, and yes!
- Bathtub, Separate shower/bathtub: (again the accessible room's biggest flaw).
- Hair dryer, Slippers, Bathrobes: All the little luxuries.
- Smoke detector: Good to have.
- Alarm clock, Wake-up service: Never used either, but handy for other guests.
- And the pillow quest! I am VERY picky about pillows. The initial pillow was a disaster. I called reception (again). And, after a quick negotiation, they found me a dream pillow. This is the service I expect from such a hotel.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Carb City, But Delicious!
- Breakfast Buffet: This was the holy grail of the trip. Breakfast [buffet], Asian breakfast, Buffet in restaurant, Western breakfast, Breakfast takeaway service: A glorious spread of everything imaginable. Fresh pastries, fruit, cheeses, eggs cooked to order, and the most amazing coffee. I may have overindulged, possibly every day. (And there were separate breakfast options for dietary needs, too.)
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant: The restaurant was a lovely space with a variety of options.
- Bar, Happy hour, Poolside bar: The poolside bar was awesome, the cocktails were good, and the atmosphere was very relaxed.
- Desserts in restaurant: The desserts were top notch!
- Room service [24-hour]: Perfect for those midnight pizza cravings.
- Snack bar, Bottle of water: Grab a bottle of water before you head to the pool.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (mostly)
- Daily disinfection in common areas & Rooms sanitized between stays: Obvious, but good.
- Hand sanitizer: Plentiful.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know what they were doing.
- Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms: Always a good sign.
- First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call: Peace of mind.
- Security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property: Felt safe.
Services and Conveniences: Hits & Misses
- Concierge: Super helpful with recommendations for restaurants and tours.
- Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal: Handy.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent!
- Elevator: A must-have.
- Luggage storage: Used it.
- Air conditioning in public area: Essential in the Tuscan heat!
- Gift/souvenir shop: Cute, but a bit overpriced.
- Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Ironing service: Perfect for fixing the laundry fail.
- Car park [on-site]: The car park was useful - otherwise, you would be out in the streets with the locals.
- Airport transfer, Taxi service: Reliable.
For the Kids: (I Didn't Travel With Them, But I Noticed…)
- Family/child friendly: Seemed it, with kids facilities.
- Babysitting service: Available.
Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Bicycle parking: They've thought of everything.
- Airport transfer, Taxi service: Easy and convenient.
Things to Do (Beyond the Spa and Pool):
- None from me, I spent most of my time in the spa!
The Little Things That Matter (or Annoy):
- Cashless payment service, Invoice provided: Modern and efficient.
- Contactless check-in/out: Quick and easy.
- Elevator: Absolutely necessary.
- Smoking area: Good to have a designated space.
- Pets allowed: Not available.
- Room decorations: The hotel decorations were beautiful.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing, Safe dining setup: Necessary these days.
- Mirror, Safe dining setup, Socket near the bed, Soundproofing, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service: The usual.
Final Verdict: Would I Escape Again?
Look, "Escape to Paradise" wasn't flawless. There were minor issues with the room situation and minor annoyances that come with any hotel. But the spa was incredible, the pool with that view was divine (even if I nearly drowned!), and the breakfast buffet was enough to
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into my Pisa trip. Forget those pristine itineraries you’ve seen. This is going to be a glorious, chaotic, pizza-fueled mess. Hotel Milano, here we come!
Day 1: Arrival and that Dang Tower
Morning (Ugh, Flight): Okay, first things first: the flight. Let's be real, airports are the devil. I was already sweating before I even hit security. They make you take your shoes off. I nearly face-planted trying to lace them back up. And the tiny bag of pretzels? Gone in approximately 3.5 seconds. Then there was the screaming toddler. Don't get me wrong, I love kids…from a distance. Okay, I was a grumpy cat person.
Afternoon (Arriving at the Hotel - Blessedly): Hotel Milano! Found it. It's… well, it's a hotel. It's got that slightly musty, European hotel vibe. You know the one – charming, but with questionable plumbing. Checked in, and the front desk guy (who looked remarkably like my Uncle Tony) told me in a booming voice, "Pisa is a beautiful place!" He seemed genuinely excited. I appreciated it, though.
Afternoon (The Leaning Tower, The Real Reason I Came): So, the main event: The Leaning Tower. And wow. Just… wow. It's leaning, alright. Leaning a lot. I actually gasped when I saw it. You know, in that embarrassingly touristy way. But, it's stunning. I did the classic "hold the tower up" pose (don't judge!). Then, and here’s the kicker: I took the stairs to the top. All 294 of them. My legs are screaming. The view? Spectacular, absolutely spectacular. The spiral staircase? Hella close to making me lose my lunch. But I made it. And the bell at the top? OMG, the sound. Breathtaking and a little scary. Definitely worth the aches and pains.
Evening: Pizza and People-Watching After the tower, I was starving. Found a little pizzeria down the street. Ate the entire pizza. Don't judge me. The dough was perfect. And the people-watching? GOLD. I swear, I think I saw a couple trying to propose, but the ring fell in the salad. Then, there was the opera singer who had just a little too much (or not enough) wine. He sang "O Sole Mio" with a passion that was… unforgettable (in both good and bad ways).
Day 2: Art, Pasta, and A Slightly Awkward Dinner
- Morning (Art and Awkwardness): Hit up the Piazza dei Miracoli. Okay, it's beautiful. The Baptistery, the Cathedral, everything is really something. I wandered around, pretended to be cultured (but mostly just squinted at the art and wondered if I could get away with sneaking a panini in). Honestly, I'm more of a "look at the thing, think about it for 15 seconds, and move on" kind of art appreciator. The museum… it’s all a bit much if I'm honest.
- Afternoon (Pasta Paranoia): Found an amazing little trattoria for lunch. Pasta. Glorious, carb-filled pasta. I ate my weight in it. Seriously, I started to get a weird feeling the waiter was judging me (and maybe he was just trying not to laugh). Good times.
- Evening (Dinner Disaster and Drinking): The evening was supposed to be a simple, romantic dinner. The hotel recommended a restaurant nearby and said it had great reviews. Sounded perfect. WRONG. The service was terrible. The waiter was so rushed, he practically threw my water glass on table. The food was.. meh. Okay, it was horrible. And, I dropped my fork. Twice. Mortified. So, after a very dissatisfying dinner, I spent the rest of the evening at a bar. Italian cocktails are delicious. Drank too many. Regretted it the next morning. But hey, the view from the bar was great over the Arno River.
Day 3: Shopping and Leaving (Sad Face!)
Morning (Shopping Spree That Was): Last day! Time for souvenirs and regrets. Hit up the little shops. Bought a scarf that I probably will never wear, but it was sparkly, so it was worth it. Toured the shops, ate a gelato.
Afternoon (The Sad Departure): Checked out of the Hotel. Said goodbye to Uncle Tony look-alike, and headed for the airport. Seriously, Pisa, it grew on me. It's not perfect. I had some epic fails and embarrassments. But that's what made it amazing!
Quirky Observations:
- The Italians really DO talk with their hands. I’ve started doing it.
- The coffee here is strong. And good.
- The tiny scooters are everywhere. Terrifying.
- The cobblestone streets? Killer on the feet.
Emotional Reactions:
- Overwhelmed (in a good way) at the Tower. And slightly dizzy.
- Exasperated at the bad restaurant. And the terrible service.
- Joyful at the pizza.
- Sad to leave.
- Hungry again.
Final Thought:
I'd go back to Pisa in a heartbeat. Maybe skip the bad restaurant. And maybe learn some Italian. But absolutely go back. It's a beautiful, chaotic, pizza-filled mess. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Ciao, Pisa! Until next time!
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Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Hotel in Pisa, Italy - FAQs (Because Let's Be Real, You NEED to Know!)
So, what *actually* makes Escape to Paradise, well, paradise? Is it really as good as it sounds in the marketing?
Okay, truth time. Let's ditch the fluffy brochures, yeah? The marketing guys probably call it "synergy," I call it, well, over-hyping. Escape to Paradise... is fantastic. But not *perfect*. Let’s get THAT straight. Think slightly crooked, charmingly ancient buildings, not a sterile, cookie-cutter monstrosity. The best part? The staff. Seriously, those guys deserve medals. I swear, I once locked myself out on the balcony (long story, involves limoncello and a particularly assertive pigeon), and they were at my door in like, two minutes, laughing along with me. They really *get* that you’re on vacation and not trying to win a Nobel Prize.
The rooms? Look, some are bigger than others. My first room (and I'm going to be real, I'm a total planner - I booked MONTHS in advance) overlooked a courtyard with, let's say, *questionable* plumbing noises at 3 AM. But I asked to switch, and they were so understanding. Found myself in a room with a private balcony overlooking the Arno and my mood instantly improved 1000x. It was pure bliss. The second room? Perfection. So, it really depends on your room, but even the "lesser" rooms have character, and the views are worth it.
Overall? Yes, it's pretty darn close to paradise. Just go in with realistic expectations (and maybe bring earplugs, just in case!)
What about the food? Because Italian food is my religion, and I'm not kidding.
Okay, fellow food worshiper, buckle up. The breakfast buffet is... a revelation. I mean, the smell of freshly baked bread alone should be illegal. It's one of those places you just want to sit at for hours with a coffee, notebook, and maybe a little bit of a pastry, planning your day. Which, admittedly, I did. Every. Single. Morning. Pancakes? Forget about it. The best I've EVER had.
Dinner? Even better. The hotel's restaurant, 'La Dolce Vita' (of course, right?), is phenomenal. Don't be afraid to ask the staff for their recommendations. They know their stuff. I spent about 3 nights arguing with myself whether to order the pasta carbonara or the seafood risotto.. Both were incredible. The pasta carbonara was so good, so perfectly creamy, that I actually cried a little bit. Okay a lot. (I had a stressful travel day, what can I say?)
Seriously. Go. Eat. Everything. Your taste buds will thank you.
How close is Escape to Paradise actually to the Leaning Tower? Because, duh, that's why we're going, right?
Walking distance. Seriously. You could practically roll out of bed, stumble down a cobblestone street (watch out for those!), and be at the Piazza dei Miracoli. It’s maybe a 10-minute stroll. Which is perfect because you can have that second cappuccino, guilt-free, you know, to "fuel up." Honestly, it's so close, I think I took about a million photos of the tower from every conceivable angle. And probably a few selfies, okay?
What's the vibe? Is it romantic, family-friendly, a party scene, or what?
Okay, let's break it down. It's definitely not a party hotel. Thank goodness. Think relaxed, elegant, and slightly old-world charm. There were couples, some families with well-behaved kids (bless them), and a few solo travelers like myself (who, admittedly, were probably more interested in the food than the company). It’s romantic enough for a honeymoon (I saw a couple that looked positively *smitten*), but not so stuffy that a solo traveler feels out of place.
It's just a comfortable, happy place with good vibes.
Are there any hidden costs I should be aware of? I hate hidden costs!
Yes, there are always a few. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a stingy traveler. I HATE surprises. So, yes. There’s a small city tax you pay when you check out. It's not a lot, but hey, it's still money. The mini-bar is, of course, overpriced, because when isn't a mini-bar overpriced? The staff will bring you things from local shops if you ask. The laundry service is also a bit pricey. They had a wonderful concierge who sorted out transport a few times. Not cheap, but worth it.
But honestly, the only *real* hidden cost is the gelato addiction you *will* develop. And trust me, it's worth every damn penny.
Okay, I'm sold. What's the best advice you can give someone planning to stay at Escape to Paradise?
1. Book early. Seriously. This place is popular. Especially if you want a room with a view. If you don't book in advance, you might end up in the aforementioned "plumbing noise" room. And trust me, you don't want that.
2. **Embrace the imperfection.** It *is* Italy, after all. Things don't always run perfectly, but that's part of the charm. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
3. Talk to the staff. They're amazing. Ask them for recommendations, tips, and just to chat. They'll make your stay a thousand times better.
4. Bring good walking shoes. Pisa is beautiful, and you’ll want to explore it thoroughly. If you wear heels for too long, trust me, you’ll regret it. The cobblestones? Not your friend.
5. And most importantly, **indulge yourself.** You're on vacation! Eat the pasta, drink the wine, soak up the sun, and don't feel guilty about a single thing. You deserve it. I did. You *will* too.
Is there parking available? Because driving in Italy sounds terrifying.
Yes, there is parking, but here’s the deal: driving in Pisa (and *most* of Italy!) is, in fact, terrifying. It *is* a tight squeeze in a lot of places. The hotel has a limited number of parking spots. Best to email them in advance to secure a spot. You might get lucky and find street parking, but don't hold your breath. Personally, I'dBest Hotels Blog
